Bull Durham

I sitting here with a nice Remy Martin Sidecar watching Bull Durham because damn if it isn't Baseball season. I am all for the constitutional amendment banning Artificial Turf and the designated hitter. (not to mention Kevin Costner movies) I would like to add the wild card and playing games in cities without teams. If Tokyo has a team then they should get regular season baseball. I am all for foreign cities with Baseball teams. They might try a little harder than the Florida Marlins, Kansas City Royals or the Tampa Bay devil rays. (I know there just called Rays now but I still call the Washington Basketball team the Bullets.)

Enough of the BONDS bashing. They are all on steroids, speed or goat piss. Better living through chemistry is what most of us are doing.(insert viagra or prozac comercial) I know I have tried that on a few occasions. There just playing sports not starting idiotic wars and making pig latin seam like a real language.

Enough of my yaking on to the predictions.

AL East

This is a two team race unless Toronto gets lucky. Evil team A and Evil team B are going to monopolize this division for awhile. I going to take Real Madrid over Manchester United in this division. I am already tired of evil team B. Let's give Cubs fans a chance.

1. Evil Team A (Real Madrid)
2. Evil Team B (Manchester United)
3. Toronto Blue Jays
4. Does it really matter?
5. Team owned by one of the Anti-christs

AL Central.

I going with Cleveland in this division. I think they are going to have just enough to get by the Detroit Tigers. The Tigers don't have much of a bullpen. I don't care if Zumaya can throw 100mph. He still has to get it over the plate. The rest of division sucks so both teams will make the playoffs.

1. Cleveland
2. Detroit
3. Minnesota
4. Chicago
5. Kansas City

Al West

The I'm not sure where, Angels are the only team in this division. Everyone else is constantly rebuilding

1. Angels
2. Seattle
3. Texas
4. Oakland

NL East
I think Johan Santana will push the Mets over the top. The Phillies will try but come up short.

1. NY Mets
2. Philadelphia Phillies
3. Atlanta
4. Washington
5. Another team owned by the anti christ

NL Central.
Whoa this division smells.

1. Millwaukee Brewers ( finally rid of the anti christ)
2. Chicago Cubs
3. St Louis
4. who is in this division?
5. Pittsburgh Pirates
6. again who is in this division?

NL West.

This is the most interesting division. This is division with the four of the best rotations. Too bad les gigantes could hit water if they fell out of a boat. (sorry bad pun). I thinks this going to come down to whether the Padres can score enough runs to beat the Diamondbucks

1. Arizona Diamondbacks
2. San Diego Padres
3. Some team from southern california
4. Colorado Rockies
5. The unwatchable Giants (at least when Cain and Lincecum aren't ptiching)

Who will lose a hundred this year?
My bet is on the Giants and Orioles to lose a hundred.

"Ever heard of Walt Whitman?'
What team does he play for?"

"Blades of grass my ass" Homer Simpson

So Long and thanks for all the fish

Dolphins smarter than man?


Moko the friendly dolphin saves whales
'It was like she grabbed them by the flipper and led them to safety'